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Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 7, 2019

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from...

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the USA?

Because Freedom rings...

I bought my dad a refrigerator for his birthday.

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it...

Another Dead Cyclist In The City

Another Dead Cyclist In The City The driver continued for a few blocks, until someone ran him down and got him to return to the scene. He said he never saw the cyclist he just struck with his truck. NYPD issued him five citations, all related to truck maintenance, and let him go with a conciliatory pat on the shoulder. Presumably, he went and finished his deliveries. July 2, 2019 at 07:51AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2Xqcg...

Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm

"You're a blizzard, Harry"...

Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on.

The first nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste", and rides him. The second nurse does the same. The third nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but decides to ride him anyways. All of a sudden the man sits up and and the nurses apologize explaining how that thought he was dead. The man replies: "I was, but after two jumpstarts and a blood transfusion I feel fucking great....

Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them....