Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from
Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 7, 2019
Another Dead Cyclist In The City
Another Dead Cyclist In The City
The driver continued for a few blocks, until someone ran him down and got him to return to the scene. He said he never saw the cyclist he just struck with his truck. NYPD issued him five citations, all related to truck maintenance, and let him go with a conciliatory pat on the shoulder. Presumably, he went and finished his deliveries.
July 2, 2019 at 07:51AM
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Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on.
The first nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste", and rides him. The second nurse does the same.
The third nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but decides to ride him anyways.
All of a sudden the man sits up and and the nurses apologize explaining how that thought he was dead.
The man replies: "I was, but after two jumpstarts and a blood transfusion I feel fucking great.
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