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Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 7, 2019

People often ask why I’m so good at Dad jokes and it’s simple.

I take an ordinarily terrible pun and take it even father....

What do you call an Emo A capella group?

Self Harmony...

I signed up for my company's 401k,

but I don't think I can run that far....

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church.

There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married.   "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest.   One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?"   "Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple. "How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple. "It was hard, but...

A man is at his wife’s funeral

and a woman asks him if she can say a word. He says okay and she stands up, saying ‘Plethora’. The man replies, ‘Thanks, that means a lot’....

I hate it when people call their girlfriend their “partner in crime”

We get it man she’s underage...

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