Funny Story

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Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 7, 2019

I walked in on my boss vigorously masturbating

He told me to stop masturbating and get the hell out of his office...

Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 7, 2019

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage

Kid: Why are you doing that? Dad: So you don't get bored there....

There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.

Kind of.. Kung Fusing...

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Each and every morning of those 15 years, Bob has woken up, farted loudly and proudly, rolled over onto his back and got out of bed to go to work...

And each and every morning for those 15 years, Martha has said to him disgustedly, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!" But this has had no effect on Bob as he has continued merrily with his routine each morning. Martha is totally fed up with this and then one Thanksgiving morning when she got up early to get things ready, she got an idea while preparing the turkey. Before Bob got up, she crept upstairs and placed the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself as she did so. A little later that morning, Bob woke...

What's the difference between Reddit and Instagram?

Reddit fills your mind with thoughts. Instagram fills your mind with thots....

“You’re the bomb!” “No, you’re the bomb!”

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument....

How can you tell if an ant is male or female?

Throw it in water. If it sinks, its a girl ant, otherwise its buoyant...