I only believe in about 12.5% of the bible

I’m an eighth-iest

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My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code.

Last night for example, I couldn't fall asleep, because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the front lines

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I was sexually active at 12

It’s now 12:15 and my arm is killing me.

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I ate a dictionary

I got thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

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What was so wrong with USA...

...that they had to go and make USB?

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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.

But I couldn't find a manual.

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