What did the Nazi dentist say on reddit?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit:Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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I got chased by a mugger the other day trying to steal my wallet.

Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn't help but think to myself, "He's giving me a good run for my money.

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My pen can write underwater

and many other words as well.

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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well this isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

Doctor: Denephew.

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The surgeon tells a patient who needs a heart transplant, "You are in luck, we have two matching donors. A twenty year old athlete and an 80 year old lawyer, which heart do you want?"

The patient answers, "Give me the lawyer's heart, that one hasn't been used yet."

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A construction worker walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt.

The bartender asks: “What can I get you?” The construction worker says “One beer for me, and one for the road.”

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Watch A Reporter Block A Man From Entering Her Shot Like A Boss

Watch A Reporter Block A Man From Entering Her Shot Like A Boss
Darla Miles knows how to smoothly keep folks out of her camera space.

July 6, 2019 at 08:28PM
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