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Thứ Hai, 8 tháng 7, 2019

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A horse, chicken and a pig are out walking on a farm...

When suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole. The pig and chicken freak and they don’t know how they will get their friend out.

So the pig and chicken run up to the farmers house and they bang on the door, no answer... again they bang on the door, no answer.

In a fury the chicken busts down the door and grabs the keys to the Mercedes parked out front. Then the two of them grab some rope. The pig then drives down to the mud hole and attaches one end of the rope to the horse and the other to the bumper.

The pig then pulls the horse out with the Mercedes.

The next day, the three of them are walking again and the chicken falls into the same hole. The pig begins to say “I know what to do!” and begins to run back to the house, but the horse stops him and says “hold on, watch this”.

The horse then steps over the mud hole and says to the chicken, “grab hold of my penis”. The chicken complies as he doesn’t want to die in the mud hole and grabs hold of the penis and the horse pulls him out.

The moral of the story is, when you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

I watched my first porno film last week....

I looked so much younger then.

As a child i was molested by mimes

They did unspeakable things to me.

What’s the cheapest meat you can buy?

Deer balls, they’re under a buck...

(Told to me by my 12yo son)

A coworker told me a joke about Oedipus and King Midas today.

It was motherfucking gold.

A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.