He said, "So you know how we tend to finish each others' sentences?"
Thứ Tư, 10 tháng 7, 2019
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"I'm lucky to have lived this long despite my dangerous line of work and the frankly displeasing state of healthcare in the 16th century"
Thứ Ba, 9 tháng 7, 2019
Putin on a trip.
Vladimir Putin is traveling abroad. He enters the customs line, approaches the agent and is asked:
Agent: age?
Putin: 66
Agent: occupation?
Putin: not this time, just visiting.
A man had been drinking at a bar all night and pukes down the front of his shirt.
“Shit I can’t go home like this my wife will kill me” The bartender sees this and says “put a $20 bill in you pocket and when she sees the puke tell her some drunk puked on you and gave you $20 for dry cleaning”. So the guy goes home and his wife sees the puke on his shirt and asks what happened, to which he replies “a drunk guy puked on me and he gave me $20 to pay for dry cleaning”. To which his wife says “Ok well then why do you have $40 in your hand?” “Because he also shit in my pants.”
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