Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 18 tháng 7, 2019

We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful.

He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train....

Having too much sex can cause memory loss!

I read it on page 34, line 15 in a medical journal on may 23, 2009 at 11:58 AM ....

A man walks into a bar

And loses the limbo contest as a result....

Her: You got a vasectomy without telling me! Are you serious?

Me: Yes. I’m not kidding you....

Some pallbearers are carrying a coffin at a funeral.

Suddenly they stumble and drop it. It slides down a hill, gains speed and shoots out of the cemetery toward the street. It goes down the road gaining more speed. It veers onto the highway. It goes several miles and gets off after three exits. It goes across town through three intersections and finally reaches a dead end with a pharmacy at the end. It blasts through the doors, skids down the aisle and slams to a stop at the pharmacy counter. The lid pops open and the corpse sits straight up. The pharmacist asks, "Can I help you with something?"...

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus....

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1? or 2?...