I also have a Czech one, too.
Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 8, 2019
Two older couple were having breakfast.
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night! Old man 2: What's the name of it ?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower called?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. turns to his wife Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
Husband says to his wife "what would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied "I'd take the half and leave you."
"great" he said,
"I won 12$, here's 6$, stay in touch."
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce
You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he'd like to live with?
"Well not papa bear he beats me," says baby bear.
"So mama bear?" asks the Judge.
"Oh no she beats me even worse than papa bear," says baby bear.
"So who would you like to live with?" the Judge asks curiously.
"My grandma bear in Chicago." says baby bear.
"Your grandma bear doesn't beat you?" asks the Judge?
"Oh no the Chicago Bears don't beat anyone."
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