FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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A woman is just getting out the shower when there's a knock at the door. She doesn't have a towel at hand so she shouts, "Who is it?".
"It's the blind man"
Realising the towel no longer matters, she opens the door.
The blind man says, "Nice tits, love. Where do you want the blinds?".
The judge asks him: "What's your name?"
John was a ashamed of saying it out loud so he wrote his name down and passed it to the judge
The judge holds his laugh and asks him "Well, obviously your name must be changed. What name do you prefer to be called from now on, sir?"
"Mark Asshole"
And orders 6 shots, and drinks them one after the other
Bartender says "what's the occasion?"
Guy says " my first blowjob"
Bartender "in that case let me buy you another"
Guy " if the first 6 don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another would help"