She said that rings a bell
Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 8, 2019
The other day I asked my younger cousin if he’d rather get $1 for complimenting a stranger or $10 for insulting a stranger
In that instant he looked me in the eye and called me a “Freak of nature”. I quickly reminded him that I’m not a stranger because we know each other. To which he replies “There’s nobody stranger than you”
3 nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes...
All of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates, where St Peter is waiting for them.
He said to the nuns, "Before I can let you in to heaven you each have to answer a question."
To the first nun, St Peter asks "Where did Adam meet the first woman?" The Nun replied, "In the Garden Of Eden."
St Peter smiled, heavenly bells rang, and the pearly gates opened...
St Peter then turned to the second Nun and asked, "What was the name of the first woman in the garden of Eden?" The second Nun promptly replied, "Her name was Eve."
St Peter smiled, heavenly bells rang, and the pearly gates opened...
St Peter then turns to the final Nun, and asks "What did Eve say when she first saw Adam in the garden of Eden?" The Nun was stumped, and stood still for a very long time trying to recall the answer. "Ooh, that's a hard one..." she muttered under her breath.
St Peter smiled, heavenly bells rang, and the pearly gates opened...
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