Does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?
Thứ Sáu, 9 tháng 8, 2019
Two Irishmen sat at a bar...
To pass the time, they began to get to know each other.
“Where you from, laddie?” said the first
“Oh, I’m from Dublin, ya see” said the second.
“Oh ya don’t say! I’m from Dublin, too! What parish were ye in?”
“Oh I was in the St. Thomas parish, ya see”
“Ya dont say! I was in the St. Thomas parish! Who was yer father?”
“Oh I had Father O’Sullivan, ya see”
“Ya don’t say! I had Father O’Sullivan!”
An American sitting down the bar overheard the conversation between the two, and he leans into the bartender and asks “What’s up with those guys?”
The bartender say “Oh, nothing, the Murphy twins are drunk again”.
Two men were washed ashore during World War I.
Their ship, an aging minesweeping model, had wrecked off the coast. As they sought shelter in a makeshift camp, one of them managed to salvage a radio and quickly telegraphed an SOS with their coordinates.
To their surprise, a ship responded within the hour, saying it could be at their location in about two weeks.
The older soldier shook his head, saying he'd rather take his chances swimming out to the wrecked ship and trying to repair it.
"You'd really rather play with that old mine craft all day?" the young soldier scoffed.
The older man shrugged and said, "It's better than a fortnight."
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender charges him 15 cents. Confused but not complaining, the man pays.
After a while, he decides to have another beer and some food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The bartender charges him 50 cents, 15 for the beer and 35 for the food.
After finishing his food and drink, he calls the bartender over and says, "Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him." "No problem," says the bartender. "He's upstairs with my wife." "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks the man. "Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down here!"
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