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Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 9, 2019

An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter . . .

Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope you're are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin’!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there’s lotsa hot water...

A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies "I just did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son then says "Okay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie." Dad asks "What movie were you watching?" The son replies "Finding Nemo The robot slaps the son. He then sais "Okay. okay. We were watching porn" Dad said "What?! At your age I didn't know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says "Wow. He certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother....

A joke walks into a bar

The bartender says, “That’s weird, I’ve never meta joke before.”...

The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is...

...you know what? Never mind. It's FINE....

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence....

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham....

4 Former Classmates, who were great friends and who haven't seen each other in years meet at a restaurant

After a while of talking one asks: “So guys, how are your eldest sons doing?“ Another one excuses himself to the restroom. So the first one starts to talk about his eldest son: “I couldn't complain. He is the Ceo of a big car manifacturer and makes good money. He even gifted his lover a Lamborghini for their birthday.“ The second one nods. “Indeed, your son seems to do well. But my son isn't any less succesfull than yours. He is the Ceo of a big Yacht manufacturer. He also earns quite the amount. He gifted his lover a Yacht for their birthday.“ “Impressive“,...