Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 9, 2019

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther

He says the correct term is bulldozer operator....

There are eleven types of people in the world

People who understand roman numerals and those that don't...

Women are actually turning into good drivers.

So if you’re a good driver, watch out for women turning....

Why don’t Native Americans like snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land....

If you find gold in Australia, where should you look for silver?

Agstralia...

Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?

Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious....

The penguin joke (my favorite joke)

One day a Cop pulls a van over and when he walks up to the window he sees ten penguins in the back. The cop asks the man "are those your penguins?" The man Says "yes, they are my pets." The cop replies to the man "You need to take them to the zoo right now." So the man agrees and drives off. The next day the cop pulls over the same van and he walks up to the window and sees the ten pengins all wearing sunglasses. The cop says to the man "I thought i told you to take those penguins to the zoo." The man says "I did, today we are going to the be...