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Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 9, 2019

I’m a proud parent of 3 Unvaccinated kids

Edit: 2 kids Edit: 1 kid Edit: 0...

So the pope is SUPER EARLY for his flight

He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief. Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure." Chief: "How important? A governor or something?" Cop:...

I have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'.

In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left....

Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."   The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."...

My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on

I don't know why she became so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand....

I've just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman!

It's very rewarding but quite challenging... It took me a while to get her husbands voice right!...

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter...