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Thứ Hai, 9 tháng 9, 2019

A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the man's youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating "World's longest memory".

The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true.

The child asks, "What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?"

The Native American states, "eggs."

The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.

Years later, when the child returns back with his own family he sees the same native at the bar.

Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical, "how?!"

The Native replies, "scrambled."

Chủ Nhật, 8 tháng 9, 2019

Why is sex like math?

A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Just got the job at the old McDonald farm...

I'm now the CIEIO

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

Kick them out of congress.

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?

Just give it time.

How do you make a candle really happy?

Blow it out, it’ll be delighted.

If having sex for money makes you a whore...

Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?