Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 9, 2019

Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.

With just the tip....

People always told me I would suck at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

Well I've made two vases and a jug today, so who sucks now!...

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because Scott put on the wrong socks this morning....

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised...

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said ....

You know, one would have been enough....

What do you say when you meet a flat-earther?

You're not from round here are ya?...

I like 25 letters of the alphabet

But I love u...