Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 14 tháng 9, 2019

I was at the museum recently.

I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures. He said no, they had to stay on the walls....

I dated a girl with a lazy eye once.

It turns out she was seeing someone else on the side....

Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon and argon walk into a bar.

The bartender shouts at them: "GET OUT!" They didn't react....

Lawyer in a car accident

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” he whined. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!” “Oh my god,” replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his...

Home Depot Scam

BEWARE HOME DEPOT SCAM A "heads up" for you all who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam. While out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their...

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun....