Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 9, 2019

What’s better than Cake Day?

Nothing give me upvotes...

Chủ Nhật, 15 tháng 9, 2019

I told my girlfriend my mother is deaf...

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly. I told my mom that my new girlfriend is disabled. And now we wait....

An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...

“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said. “By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied. The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!” I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my work. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up...

People say Good things Always come to an end

With That logic, I'm probably gonna live forever...

After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.

She said, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.” “Fair enough,” I replied, and felt her breasts....

I’ve been diagnosed with a fear of giants.

It’s called Feefiphobia...