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Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 10, 2019

The wife and I decided we don't want children.

We're telling them tomorrow.

What do you get when you cross alcohol with an unstable parent?

Beats me

Bank Robber : Wherr is the safe?

Teller :

Bank Robber : WTF. Where is the safe?

Teller :

Penn : He always does this.

Asked My Parents if I was an accident

Mom: No, no, why would you think that?

Dad: It was a more of a tragedy, really.

What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?

Reintarnation

Congress will never impeach Donald Trump.

Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

Little Suzie walks in on her parents having sex.

She's told to wait downstairs. Her mother comes down first and tries to console her.

Mommy, what were you doing to daddy?

Well sweetheart, you know how your father's a little overweight? Every day I bounce up and down on top of him to let some of the air out.

The little girl starts laughing.

What's so funny hunny?

You're wasting your time mommy. Every day when you go to work, the neighbor comes over and blows him right back up!