Re-morse code.
Thứ Sáu, 8 tháng 11, 2019
A Scot and an Englishman walk into a bar.
The Englishman orders a large whisky. The Scot says "I bet you a quid I can drink your whole whisky without touching the glass or using a straw". The Englishman is intrigued at how the Scot could possibly do this, so he agrees. The Scot takes the glass and finishes it in one swig. "But... you did touch the glass!" exclaims the Englishman. The Scot replies: "Aye, that I did. Here's your quid, and thanks for the cheap whisky."
A guy and a girl are on their third date.
They haven't done anything more than kissing and the guy was getting a little bit desperate for action. So after a movie and some food he suggest they take a drive up the mountain to get a view of the city. (and some privacy before taking her home). Up there in the car they start kissing. He makes a move for her boobs.
She stops him and says "Tommy I don't know,I'm a little nervous about this. What will you think of me?".
Tommy says "don't worry Lucy,it's just a little harmless fun. I really like you and I respect you and want to experience more with you".
Lucy thinks about this and says "ok but we had alot to drink earlier,let me just take a pee in the bushes over there first".
Tommy agrees and waits patiently in the car. After a few minutes his horniness gets the better of him and he decides to sneak up on Lucy from behind and finds her squatting in the bushes. He decides to grab a handful of pussy while she's down there but instead ends up gripping a long hanging dong.
"Jesus you're a man!!!!" He screams.
Lucy calmly says "no,I just decided to take a shit too"
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