Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 12, 2019

A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied: “Shingles.”

So she wrote down his name, address and phone number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse came out and asked the man what he had. The man said: “Shingles!" So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half hour later another nurse came in and asked him what he had. The man said: “Shingles!!" So the nurse gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor...

An atheist in hell

An Athiest in hell An atheist dies and goes to hell The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!" They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your cars...

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of less. The bartender looks at the man confused “ Whats less?” The man then shrugs his shoulders “ im not sure, but my doctor tells me i should be drinking it.”...

As I looked into her eyes, I felt my knees go weak and butterflies in my stomach.

That's when I realized I drugged the wrong glass!...

How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Add spring water....

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly.

So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Paddy.” The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, “No, it ain’t...

Thứ Bảy, 30 tháng 11, 2019

I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician!

I was just sitting there doing nothing!...