It might be true : I've never seen a baby falling apart....
Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 12, 2019
A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Frenchman are walking through the jungle...
They’re very tired, and they decide to take a shortcut across a nearby river to quickly reach their camp.
As they cross the river, a tribe of savages charge out of the trees and surround them. The tribe Chief steps forward and says
“This river sacred ground... you trespass on sacred ground! Now, as punishment, you DIE.”
The Chief goes on to explain that after they kill them, the tribe will use their skin to make canoes. They will then sail these canoes on the river as a warning to future trespassers.
However, (as he is a kind leader) the Chief...
A convict finally escaped prison after digging a tunnel in his cell for years
He resurfaces in a kindergarten playground with children playing and no cops in sight.
He could barely contain his excitement and screams, "I'm Free! I'M FREE!"
A kid next to him looks at him and says, "So what? I'm four"...
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