Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 12, 2019

The soviet union was doomed to fail

The red flags were everywhere....

Why did the sperm go to class?

Because I wore the wrong socks today....

I tried to catch Santa last night.

I poisoned his milk but he found out and killed my dad....

How fast does light travel?

a. 10,000 km/s b. 100,000 km/s c. d. 1,000,000 km/s...

People say I'm too aggressive and sexually suggestive.

Fuck those assholes....

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date....

Roses are red,

Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, grass is red, ​ fu*k my garden's on fire...