Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 12, 2019

I think I'm going to kill off the main character in my new book

I hope it will spice up this autobiography a little...

Just got a new job doing circumcisions

It doesn’t pay well but i get to keep the tips...

Did you hear about the dwarf that escaped by rappelling from Alcatraz?

I would tell you, but it’s a little condescending....

Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

And then they call me ugly and poor....

What’s the quickest way to prevent a man from drowning?

Shoot him in the face...

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well....

Wanna know my favorite leg day exercise?

Skipping....