Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 12, 2019

How do you sneak up on celery?

You stalk it....

So I killed 5 zombies and a vampire...

... I'm just trying to figure out why they were all carrying bags of candy 🤔...

Working at an unemployment office must be so tense.

Even if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day....

The repairs on big ben are expected to take 3 years

That's a long time considering they're working around the clock...

The new employee.

This guy just started at his new job, working at an adult shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it? " The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." She: "How much for the black one?" He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one." She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before....

What did the gender-neutral gold miner say to their foreman?

“There’s gold in them/their hills.”...