Well I'm assuming she's poor, she only had $1 in her purse.
Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 12, 2019
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."
A husband and wife are doing a crossword puzzle.
Husband: Programs for mobile devices. 4 letters
Wife: Apps
Husband: Adolescent, 4 letters
Wife: Teen
Husband: Contraction meaning failed to perform, 5 letters
Wife: Didn't
Husband: Take a life, 4 letters
Wife: Kill
Husband: Religious songs, 5 letters
Wife: Hymns
Husband: Santa's little helper, 3 letters
Wife: Elf
A guy asks a woman "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?"
She replies, "Well, to be honest, at that price, the answer would have to be yes."
"Well would you do it for five dollars?"
"NO! What do you think I am?"
"We've already established what you are. Now we're just haggling over price."
I put my phone under my pillow last night.
When I woke up it was gone and there was a £1 coin in it's place.
Fucking Bluetooth Fairy!
Edit: Thank you kind redditer for the Gold.
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