FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the wind shield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was just an insect." To which her daughter replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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The man picks up, listens for a second and says, 'How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,' before slamming down the receiver. 'Who was that?' asks his wife. 'Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.'
but the boss doesn't think he's fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree in a single swing.
To prove this, he goes outside, hits a five foot tree with his axe, and it falls over. The boss is impressed. The old man then repeats this with a ten foot tree. Then a thirty foot tree. Finally, he takes his axe up to an 80 foot redwood, swings, and the giant tree comes tumbling down.
The boss is amazed, and asks the man how he learned to do that. The man says "I practiced in the Sahara forest."
"Don't you mean the Sahara desert?" The boss asks.
"Well yes," says the old man, "that's what they call it now."
they haven't been able to have a child for over a year so they go see a doctor. He has them do all the tests, sperm, blood and so on.
After a week they get a call from the doctor's office, the results are in. So they go. The doctor comes in and sits down. He looks at the lab results, looks at them. Looks back at the lab results and then back at them again.
And then he says: "Gentlemen, you cannot be serious."