Ninety-five year old virgin

Ninety-five year old Caroline died a virgin. Her last request stated that her headstone should read: "Here lies Caroline, born a virgin, died a virgin" The stone-cutter had a busy day, and made a shorter version, reading: "Caroline, returned unopened"

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When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body

Then I was born

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He is a web designer.

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My wife complains that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my bags and right

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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'.

So we stopped playing chess.

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A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him

“I want to be President one day.” Trump says, “Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?”

The kid replies, “You know what, I’ve changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.”

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Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch

Ouch

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