Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.
Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 12, 2019
A boy asks his dad one day, “Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential?”
His dad replies, “Well, you’re my son – I’m confident about that. And your best friend Jimmy is also my son – that’s confidential.”
A man walks up to a bar and sits down. He puts a frog on the bar next to him.
A woman at the other end of the bar watches as the man just sits there drinking while the frog sits next to him. Curiosity finally gets the better of her, so she walks up to the man and asks, "what's with the frog?"
The man looks at the woman and says, "this is my pet frog. He's very special."
"Why?", asked the woman.
" Well, I've taught this frog how to pleasure women orally."
The woman laughs, but the man is serious. After more drinks the woman agrees to let the man prove it.
So they go out back to the man's car, the woman drops trou, and the man places the frog between her legs and tells the frog, "Alright buddy, go to town."
The frog just sits there doing nothing.
"Come on, man. Don't be shy!"
Still, the frog does nothing.
"This is your moment to shine!"
But the frog doesn't move.
So the man picks up the frog, looks the frog in the eyes and says, "This is the last time I'm gonna show you how to do this!!"
Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 12, 2019
Me: Mom meet my girlfriend.
Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better.
Me: But mom, I love her so much!
Mom: I'm talking to her.
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