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Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 12, 2019

What’s the difference between an evangelist and an atheist?

Atheists don’t fuck kids and lie about believing in God

A journalist goes to Russia for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.

The old man smiled and began:"One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the village each got their turn to mate with the goat. We had so much fun that day!"

The journalist realized that he couldn't publish such a story so he asked the old man if he had another happy story.

The old man smiled again and started all over again: "Once, my neighbor’s wife got lost in the mountains. As per our tradition, all of the village's men gathered to drink vodka and then went to look for her. As is our tradition, when we finally found her, all the men in the village got their turn to mate with the neighbor’s wife. We had great fun that day!"

The journalist couldn't publish that story either and therefore asked: "Don't you have a story that is less happy; something... umm ... sadder?"

The old man's smile faded. His eyes welled up..... In a sad, soft voice he began: "One day I got lost in the mountains.....

2/3 of all impeached presidents were done so for the same reason

for embarrassing Hillary Clinton

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

Interviewer: The starting Pay is $50000

Interviewer: The starting Pay is $50000, Later it can go up to $100000.

Candidate: That's great, I will start later then.

What do you call a midget having an orgasm?

A shortcoming

Bartender asks a man "You ever had ann orange in your beer?"

Man says "Once, in a Blue Moon."