Caveman discovers fire
Stone age begins...
Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 3, 2020
a Jew goes to confession
An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.”
“Yes,” “Lust is a dangerous sin.” says the priest!
“There’s more,” says the man. “We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.”
The priest pauses. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“I’ve never come. This is my first.”
“How is this your first confession?”
“I’m Jewish.”
“Then… why are you telling me all this?”
“Telling you?...
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 3, 2020
Euro-English
As a part of Brexit negotiations, the European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will remain the official language of the European Union rather than German, which has been regarded by many as a better choice.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard...
Problem with pay equality is that men tend to go for higer paying jobs
...like doctors or directors. While females tend to settle with lesser paying ones like female doctors or female directors....
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