"Because just after you were born, a rose petal landed on your head when we were leaving the hospital."
"Is that also why my sister's name is 'Daisy'?"
"Yes it is."
"eherrnnanenhahenrnanehh"
"Quiet, Brick"
Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 3, 2020
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner
She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?"
He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...
... and a well known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes, " says the artist.
"It's worthless," says the critic
The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."
"Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor...
"Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor. "Screw you" she screamed back at me.
Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!
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