they're always folding.
I'll see myself out. lol
Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 4, 2020
Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 4, 2020
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Halloween Party (NSFW)
A young lady was invited to a Halloween party, and upon arrival she notices a man wearing nothing but a glass jar on his penis... Intrigued, she approaches the man and asks what he's dressed as.
"A fireman" he replies
"Fireman? How so? You're only wearing a glass jar." She says
"Exactly. Break the glass, pull the knob, and I'll come as fast as I can"
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