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Thứ Tư, 8 tháng 4, 2020
A woman dies and goes to the gates of heaven.
When she gets there, she is perplexed and confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.
She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of strawberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.
Finally, she seems to recognize someone who appears to be in charge. She runs over and asks the man, "what is going on here?"
The strange man replies, "everyone here is doing their best to better their souls." Confused at the cryptic answer and curious about the strange man's traditional Mongolian garb, the woman asks him to elaborate.
The Buddhist Monk replies, "my dear, having cake is the best way to gain Karma."
I was having dinner with my boss and his wife
She asked, "how many potatoes would you like?"
I said, "I'll just have one please".
She said, "it's OK, you don't have to be polite."
"Alright, I'll just have one then, you stupid whore".
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