"Please, just wear your police uniform."
Chủ Nhật, 3 tháng 5, 2020
ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly.
"That was my pager," she said. " I have a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, " that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The HILLBILLY woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The HILLBILLY woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a FAX."
An Indian and two Pakistanis sat on a Plane.
An Indian got a seat between two Pakistanis on a plane. Relaxing, he took his shoes off.
Soon enough, he got hungry.
"Hey, I'm going to get myself a snack. You guys want anything?" He asked the Pakistanis.
The man to his right said he would like a Coke.
"Of course." said the Indian.
"After all, Indians and Pakistanis are Brothers!"
When the Indian went to get the coke, the man who asked for the Coke spit in one of his shoes.
Once the Indian came back, the guy to his left asked him for another Coke. He happily obliged. While he was gone, the man spit in his other shoe.
Soon enough, the Indian returned, with the Coke, of course. After everyone had settled down, and the Pakistanis had had half their Cokes, the Indian put his legs in his shoes and sighed.
"How long will we keep doing this, brothers? Spitting in each others shoes, pissing in each others Cokes?"
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