Survival of the fetus
Thứ Ba, 5 tháng 5, 2020
Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 5, 2020
A Frenchman, and Englishman, and a Soviet are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
The Frenchman says, “They must be French, they’re naked and they’re eating fruit.”
The Englishman says, “Clearly, they’re English; observe how politely the women is offering fruit to the man.”
The Soviet replies, “No, they are Russian communists, of course. They have no house, nothing to wear, little to eat, and they think they are in Paradise.
A man noticed that his friend only smoked two cigarettes at a time.
He asked him about it and his friend said: "one for me and one on my imprisoned brother's behalf. He told me to smoke for him too"
Years later, the man saw his friend smoking only one cigarette, he told him: "I'm guessing good news! Your brother finished his sentence?"
His friend said: "No, I quit smoking"
a boy was asked to think of three good quotes at school
he went home and asked his mother, she said “a fool and his money are soon parted”
he asked his father, he said “ask and you shall receive”
he asked his grandfather, who served the military, he said, “where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved”
he went back to school, where he coincidentally was tasked to perform a bake sale. his teacher walked by and he chanced upon this opportunity to tell his teacher the three quotes, the teacher bought a cupcake and the boy said, “a fool and his money are soon parted”
in rage, the teacher got angry and said, “i want to send you to the principals office” he then replied, “ask and you shall receive”
at the principals office, he was told by him that he will be punished if he does not stop such behaviour, the boy finally replied, “where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is tested”
much to everyone’s surprise the spanish inquisition arrived
What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
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