Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 6, 2020

Me: *licking lips in anticipation* I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.

Instructor: don't lick my lips again....

So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization...

...when will the U.S. government start arming them?...

My neighbour just got arrested for growing weed

I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was...

It feels weird masturbating to dead pornstars

The weirdest part is having to rebury them...

Why do police get to protests early?

To beat the crowd....

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

that's just spam....

Steve Jobs would've made a better president than Donald Trump

But that's comparing apples to oranges...