Everyone was excited at the autopsy club...

It was open Mike night....

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Racist leader of a burning country fleas to a bunker.

One can only hope it ends well, like in 1945....

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Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted.

For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account....

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A bar walks into Albert Einstein.

Oops, wrong frame of reference....

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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great,

but on the other, it’s just not right....

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r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!

Over 10k members! Come see reposts in real time! https://discord.gg/jokes...

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Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...

He awoke before the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead?No I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back! "St Peter said," I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken." Ralph was devastated, but begs St Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past."So you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad,"replied Ralph the Hen,but...

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