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Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 6, 2020

Bigger in Texas

A blind man visits Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is big!” “Everything is big in Texas,” says the bellhop. The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands. “Wow these drinks are big!” The bartender replies, “Everything is big in Texas.” After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says the bartender. The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads...

America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona

By keeping the first one going...

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife......

What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?

3 different answers...

I was just looking at my ceiling. I am not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world,

but it’s definitely up there....

Why do North Koreans hate jazz music?

They don't have Seoul....

Girlfriend: Oh no how am I gonna tell dad I’m pregnant?

Me: Leave that to me later at dinner Her dad: coughs I need water Me: Oh no! Grandpa needs water!...