With an itheberg
Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 6, 2020
Don't drink water while studying...
Why?
Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.
Note: My first attempt. Thanks.
My favourite joke :)
A guy driving a nice new Mercedes parks along the side of a road and opens the door but a car drives by at the same time and rips the door off the car before coming to a stop.
The Mercedes driver runs up to the car and starts yelling at the driver: ‘look at what you’ve done to my brand new Mercedes, it’s completely wrecked!’
The other driver replies: ‘wow you’re a real capitalist pig, you care so much about your stupid car you haven’t even realised your arm has been ripped off your body!’
Hearing this the Mercedes driver panics and shouts: ‘oh fuck, my Rolex!’
An Engineer goes to Hell.
The first thing he notices is, it's awful hot. So he goes and checks the A/C system, and notices a missing belt. He replaces it, and soon it's a cool 78F.
The next thing he notices, is that all the TVs are showing nothing but static. He checks the satellite dish, and sees it's misaligned. He makes some adjustments, and soon every TV is showing 500 channels of HD entertainment.
Finally, he goes to the bar, but the bartender says they haven't had beer for ages. The Engineer checks the tap, finds a faulty valve, and replaces it.
God looks down and says, "What the Hell's going on down here? Everybody's having fun!"
Satan says, "Well ever since you sent us that Engineer, things just seem to get better and better."
"An Engineer?" says God. "There must be some mistake. I would never send you an Engineer! I demand you send him back."
But Satan refuses.
"If you don't send him back," says God, "I'll sue!"
Satan looks at him, astonished.
"Where are YOU going to find a LAWYER?"
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