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Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 6, 2020

I tried to translate joke from Arabic

Three women setting together talking about a new ways to initiate sex with thier husbands, One of them says "I have a good way, when ever I want to have sex with Johnason I touch his dick and say your dick is very cold, do you need warming it a bit?, And that's it"

next day they the second woman said "I had the best sex in my life yesterday, I used your way, I touched Adam's dick and found it cold, and told him do you need a little heat down there? And then we stared making sex

The following day the third woman stared to cry "What happened" they said She told them that she got divorced - I tried to do the same thing with my husband but I found that his dick is warm so I said "Why your dick isn't cold like Johnson and Adam's dick ?"

A small joke I remembered

Boss: if I find you sleeping on the job one more time, you're fired!

Employee: sorry boss

Boss: ok, now go and do the sheep inventory

Employee: oh no

What do you call it when a leprechaun gives you a handjob?

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I wanna see if this hindi joke can withstand translation

A customer ordered a cup of tea in a local tea shop.

So, a guy brought it for him but dipped his fingers in it.

The customer asked "Hey moron, why are you dipping your fingers in my tea?"

The boy replied, "My finger is injured and the doctor advised me to keep it warm."

The customer said, "Then shove it up your ass!"

Then the boy said, "Yeah,thats where I keep it when I am not carrying tea".

Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic.

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When my girlfriend and I break up and she screws 10 guys, she's an "empowered woman"

But when I do it I'm "gay".