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Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 7, 2020

What are strippers doing during quarantine?

Twerking from home.

Which bible verse does a priest say often to the altar boy?

Psalm 81:10.

.... open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

I challenged the number 1 to a fight. When 1 showed up, he brought 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

Drugs are a lot like my coworkers

My wife does most of them

A horse walks into a bar...

... and orders a pint. The bartender then says "You know, you're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse responds "I don't think I am..." and promptly vanishes from existence.

See, this was a joke about Descartes' famous line from philosophy: "I think, therefore I am." But if I had explained that before the rest of the joke, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

Why is every American receiving a $1200 check?

Because Trump always pay off the people he's fucked.

I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I'm getting pissed off....

It keeps asking me, 'Where do you want to go?' So I click on the icon that says 'Home' and then it makes me start again.