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Thứ Hai, 6 tháng 7, 2020

A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, “Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight...”

Three plus seven, that son of a bitch is ten."

Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework.

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked if she was teaching them to say “two plus two, that son of a bitch is four.”

Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?

One is nude in dye and the other died in new.

A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus.

2 days later he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!

Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

To whoever has my voodoo doll,

please hold its hand.

Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 7, 2020

What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

Sea-kelp

I'm thinking of donating my body to science

It's taking up too much space in the freezer.