Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 7, 2020
Passenger: why should I have to wear a mask if yours works?
Passenger: why should I have to wear a mask if yours works?
Driver: damn good point turns off headlights
Passenger: what are you doing it’s dark
Driver: chill the other cars have them on
A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.
They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One, with a sign reading It's time to GO!, spotted them and quickly approached.
"Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause?" he half-shouted at her.
The mother held up her hand and tried to pass, but the protester blocked her and continued. "It is imperative that we evacuate the colony! Did you know that the dirt we live in, that we raise our children in, contains magnesium and aluminum? And God knows what else!"
Again, she politely but firmly shook her head, pulling her daughter along as the man shouted after her, "You owe it to your little girl to evacuate now!!"
After they gained some distance, the young ant looked up worriedly at her mother. "Was that man right, Mommy? Are we in danger?"
The mother smiled. "No sweetheart, don't worry. Just because they use big words to try to scare us, doesn't mean the Ant Evacs movement has any idea what it's talking about."
My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn.
In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel. As my wife walks out again she says: "you should stay on the porn channel... you know how to fish."
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