The President is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?" Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"...

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A man asks a farmer if he can work for a night's lodging and a meal.

Farmer gets a knock on his door, it's a man in his mid-thirties who looks like he's been traveling a while. The man asks if he could earn a meal and a place to stay for the night. "Do you have any skills?" The farmer asks. "Well, I do have a rare gift -- I can communicate with animals." "...sure you can," the farmer says. "But I like your style. I'll put you to work." So the man does a few chores around the farm and earns his meal. At dinner, he says to the farmer, "I know you don't believe me, but I actually do communicate with animals. I can...

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why are black people so good at basketball?

because they practice...

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I’m banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.

It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]...

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If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we're on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?

The United States of America....

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Did you hear about the prince who caught Covid from his father?

He was next in line to be Coronated....

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A woman was walking down the street with her left tit out...

A policeman stops her and says "Miss, do you know your left tit is hanging out?" She looks down says "Shit! I left the baby on the bus again!"...

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