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Thứ Hai, 12 tháng 10, 2020

Why can't you argue with the LGBT community?

Because they're not thinking straight....

i told my kids that at their age i had to watch VHS tapes on school safety

and they said: "what's school safety?"...

If Christ were alive today, he'd have a huge retirement account

because Jesus saves....

Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 10, 2020

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My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now......

In my day, schooling was so severe.

If we got answers wrong in class, teachers would hit us with unbreakable metal rulers. Tough measures....

Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from uni, gotten married and got a job at the same firm. One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides he must lay off one employee. Jack and Jill are the most recent hires, so it must be one of them. The problem is he hired them at the same time, and he doesn't want to be biased or sexist, so he decides the first one of them to use the drinking fountain will get the ax. While he's considering what to say, Jill walks up with some aspirin to take a drink. Her...