Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 10, 2020

My parents named me after my older brother.

And before my younger brother....

Why won't republicans impeach Trump?

Because they insist on carrying babies to full term....

Thứ Hai, 12 tháng 10, 2020

A man goes to the doctor because his penis has turned orange.

After a thorough physical examination: Doctor: "We can't find anything physically wrong with you that would turn your penis orange. I'll be honest, I've never seen anything like this, perhaps it's a psychological issue. Have you been under a lot of stress lately, maybe at your job?" Man: "Well I did just get laid off." Doctor: "Well there you go, maybe that's it." Man: "No, that can't be it because I got a new job soon after. It's great, I have way better hours and I'm making more money than I ever have." Doctor: "Oh, well what about at home?" Man:...

Chuck Norris caught Covid-19 yesterday

The virus is quarantined for two weeks...

A Senator dies

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven....

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it…

…then my illegal logging business is a success...

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys....