Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 10, 2020

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!” The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?” Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously,...

Three couples are trying to get married.

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married.   "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest in a no-nonsense tone.   One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He first asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the last month without any sex?"   "Yes we have, it was fairly...

A magician works on board a cruise dip

A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's...

My wife has been trying to hide the fact that she's been masturbating while on her period.

But I caught her red handed!...

Why didn't the pirate finish the alphabet?

He got lost at C...

What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAAAINS......

Give a man a shirt, and he'll wear it once

Tell a man he looks good in it, and he'll wear it for a lifetime...