New Jersey, I'm in New Jersey....
Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 11, 2020
(NSFW) A horse and a baby chicken were playing in the barnyard...
...when the horse fell into some quicksand. The baby chicken, wanting to help his friend, goes to find the farmer for assistance but he’s nowhere to be found. The baby chicken finds the farmer’s Aston Martin in the garage, however, so he backs it up to the quicksand. He then ties some rope around the horse and some rope around the car’s fender, steps on the gas, and pulls the horse free. Hooray!
The next day the horse and the baby chicken are at it again, but this time the baby chicken falls into the quicksand. The horse, wanting to help his friend,...
2 midgets decide to go get prostitutes
2 midgets decide to go out and get some prostitutes and bring them back to their hotel rooms. the first one, despite how hard he tried, could not get it up. To make matters worse, all he heard from his friend in the other room was "okay, here I come again, one..... two..... three...... UGHHHHH!" After over an hour of trying he decided to just tell the prostitute to leave and go to bed. In the morning he goes outside for a smoke and he sees his buddy sitting outside already. Midget 1: Man my night was shot, no matter how hard I tried I could not...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives...
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich...
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You're a duck!”
"I see your eyes are working.” replies the duck.
"And you can talk!!” exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too.” says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly. Sorry about that.” says the barman, as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just, we don't get many a ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the...
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